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If you think being born into Old Money makes a teenager’s life sweet, think again. For one thing, my parents are Vanpyres. The Vanpyre dynasty goes back to the Crusades - they make Old Money look like New White Trash. Then there are the names they gave us. They called me Curfew, which is beyond random. My sisters didn’t exactly get off lightly either: they’re called Taffeta and Amphetamine. I mean with parents like that who needs parents? Also, let’s face it, it’s difficult to look cool when you live in an English village called Little Titmongering. Even if you do spend quite a bit of time in New York and your Dad has a top-secret laboratory in the Dakotas that you’re not supposed to know about. Genetic engineering of a super-breed - the whole nine yards. And I have to stop them!

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Little Titmongering Avell Kro

Little Titmongering is a smug little village about a cosy hour's drive from London. But all is not quite what it seems. Two things have just happened. First, some moron slipped an E into the drink of a 15 year-old boy, and he has just woken up speaking Ancient Hebrew and feeling very, very rough indeed. Second, his father, Count Moribund Vanpyre, has just staked his banking fortune on a genetic engineering project to breed super-humans. How on earth are his son Curfew, and his two daughters, Taffeta and Amphetamine, ever going to stop him? Preview sample of The Teenager's Guide to Quantum Mechanics.

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The Teenager's Guide to Quantum Mechanics SAMPLE Chapters Avell Kro

If you think being born into Old Money makes a teenager’s life sweet, think again. For one thing, my parents are Vanpyres. The Vanpyre dynasty goes back to the Crusades - they make Old Money look like New White Trash. Then there are the names they gave us. They called me Curfew, which is beyond random. My sisters didn’t exactly get off lightly either: they’re called Taffeta and Amphetamine. I mean with parents like that who needs parents? Also, let’s face it, it’s difficult to look cool when you live in an English village called Little Titmongering. Even if you do spend quite a bit of time in New York and your Dad has a top-secret laboratory in the Dakotas that you’re not supposed to know about.

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Shape-Shifter Avell Kro

It isn't every day three teenagers find they have to save the world from a Nephilim resurgence. Especially when their names are Curfew, Taffeta and Amphetamine, and their father is up to his neck in the conspiracy to genetically modify mankind. True, they have some help from the Vanpyres' butler and some seriously cool multiplayer games, but will they manage to foil a plot that spans the entire global corporate network, including their father's international banking empire and his secret lab in the Dakotas?

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The Teenager's Guide to Quantum Mechanics Avell Kro

A group of teenagers battle to save the world from a genetic engineering plot to revive the Nephilim. Their parents are known as Count and Countess Vanpyre. To make things worse, one of them woke up this morning thinking in Ancient Hebrew. Their enemies are powerful, and not all human. But then neither are all their friends. It doesn't help that they belong to one of the most dysfunctional families in history. But sometimes being dysfunctional can be an advantage...

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Nephilim Generations Avell Kro

The Nephilim are coming back - but not from outer space. Forget that disinformation. They're coming from inner space, somewhere they are very keen for you to know as little about as possible. So be warned. Prequel to The Teenager's Guide to Quantum Mechanics. For young minds of all ages.

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